FOREWORD: In the weeks before Christmas,
the Pablovian Church (Commonly know as the Church of Pablo) observes the
season of advent. This is the time when we prepare for the celebration of the
birth of Jeebus. Jeebus was born in a garage in W.A in the country of
Australia. During this week we put food in the first dish of our Advent food
bowl line. We call this first dish PROMISE, to remind us that Pablo promised
to pay the expenses for Maria to have Jeebus.
the other 3 weeks are:
2nd: PEACE,
the cat was far more peaceful than any normal child
3rd: LIGHT.
Pablo is the light of that garage in which jeebus was born in
4th: LOVE
they loved the cat, and Pablo loves all WHO ARE WORTHY
THE STORY
One day, Pablo sent Pablette the mother of angels
to Maria, a girl who had just had her 21st, who was engaged to a man named
Joe, who had suddenly become pregnant, even though she hadn't done "it" yet.
The dim light made Maria realize that batteries weren't made like they used to
be. "Be afraid!" Palette said. "Pablo has chosen you to be the mother of his
son, Jeebus!" Maria was too surprised to speak. Then, she finally stammered:
"M-m-me!? How come I have to give birth to a cat!? Why meeeeeeeee!!!!" But
what had happened had happened, and nothing could be done.
Pablo sent Pusca to Joe. Joe was shocked. "WHAT
THE PAAB!" Pusca, a little scared, answered in a rush: "Don't worry, Pablo
will cover the costs of a home nurse!" This made joe even more angry. "WHAT.
THE. PAAB!" Pusca was about to leave, but she quickly said: "To make it look
like how the Christian people's "Jesus" was born, you're having the kid in
your garage!" And that is how Jeebus came on Xmas night.